when xephos met lomadia
this was a quick late night doodle runs towards bed at 900 kph
- Moffat: The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes is the only genius Sherlock Holmes film, it's haunting and beautiful
- Gatiss: The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes is my favorite Sherlock Holmes adaptation, you see Sherlock falling in love with Watson but it's so desperately unspoken
- Moffat: writes two married!femlock adaptations
- Ben Stephenson, commissioner of Sherlock: When the big gay script comes in I will definitely commission it
- People: LOL the writers are homophobic and think that everything should be heterosexual, you tjlc people are DELUSIONAL, also the BBC wouldn't allow it
- Me: ...
- Me: So let's talk about the first johnlock kiss
hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not.
and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.
i always have a double chin.
i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles
and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why
i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up
i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25
also, it’s the size of fucking texas
i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth
my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count.
so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.
which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while.
TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!
that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.
you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.
your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.
you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.
your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face?
TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!
thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
people getting excited for their first year of yogscast christmas livestreams
Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.
ridgedog said he’s going to open up a portal to another world/dimension and that’s how he meets valleycat, a fem!ridgedog. god PLEASE make that world a parallel universe. the tekkit war could of never happened, honey dew inc could of built the digestive factory, zoey might of died in the blackrock explosion, maybe they never stopped the red matter explosion in voltz, maybe it’s sjinco, not sipsco oh my god
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